Corrupt a Wish

not granted salt and vinger is the best

i wish i knew what to wish for

hmmm

granted but u dont undersand

i wish I knew what to wish for

granted u wish you knew as much as i do

i wish that america would stop getting brittish troops killed

granted we lose the war

i wish gordon borwn would go on a diet

granted but now he looks like an empty scrotem

i wish for david cammeroon not to be elected at the next election but not gordon brown either

dude he looks liek a scrotum anyway, and granted we get somone even worse if thatsa possible


i wish that i knew more bout politics

granted you become primeminster and screw and and end up looking like scrotum

i wish i knew could be bothered to start my computing homework

first of ending up looking like a crotum is like a miracle for english priministers, they ussually start looking like a scrotum

and granted but due to the exitment of homework u forget to do sumin important

i wih for some help on bm5 from the god hiself

granted i am helping but the real god is vex

i wish i didnt feel like comnplaining about stuff

meh

i wish you wud become the god

fine i am the god what do you want me to do dont reply here though

i wish i wasnt bored

Granted, but only for a milisecond.

I wish my computer was top of the line

granted its hanging off the top of the washing line

i wish that i could choose between two girls that like

granted but you ditch both of them and choose your best friend.

I wish i had proper shoes.

graqanted but there unfashionable

i wish that i cud type without spelling mystekas

Granted but you spend all your lifespelling the word you and die without ever spelling it.

i wish for something to do

granted but u do it wrong and spen a life of regret,

i wish for an immence knowlidge of all that is in and around this planet

if you mean all the knowledge in the world then granted but you learn too much and your head explodes

i wish i new when it can rain and storm

Granted but you know the weather of the entire universe and kill yourself because all you can do is think of weather and its very depressing

I wish that I had a super top of the line computer that is the best in the galaxy but will not devolp problems and kill me or conquer the universe or anything in it.

granted but you try and do to many things at once and it blows up and you stuff it up when you try and fix it

i wish i new what life meant

granted but life means nothing

i wish iwasnt scared of iran

granted but then you get scared of every other place and you die

i wish i could kick everyones butt

granted butt you end up kicking your own butt

i wish my laptop would work

granted but its stops working immediately

i wish i wasnt crazy