Corrupt a Wish

ughhh fine

i wish for an abslautally huge pot of ben and jerries

granted but its to huge and you brcome fat

i wish i lived in a hot country

granted but its so hot your fired whee you stand, and the natives confuse your for fried onions

smited for not wishing i wish i was a pilot

first of my wish was i wish this text wa invisible and it came true so there

and granted you become a pilot but accidently confuse a time machine for a plane and go bak to medievel times where youe burnt on the stake for being a witch



i wish that i cud go bak to wales, i do my finest work ther

franted but it rains all day every day

i wish for my computing teacher to be ill tomorrow

dude its wales it rains all day everyday regardless haha

and granted he dies and nobody can be bothered to take ova, so u neva learn another thing

i wish my mp3 player to have a bigger memery

granted but the mp3 player also gets bigger until it is the size of a house

i wish for lots of money

granted you get lots of money, so begers neva stop bugging (or begging hehe) you


i wish for school to end im smart enough

school ends but you get bored and shoot yourself

i wish i had more time

your given infinite time but at the price of isolation thus u go mad and chew of your finger nails

i wish that josh would upload the source code so can get to work on it tomoro

i wish i could be bothered to turn my computer so i could give the source code

wait... what?
Wish granted but it blows up.

I wish bm2 was completely bug free aswell as text problems

not granted everything has downside you must learn that

i wish everyone would stop complaining im not super man you know

wish graned but u become superman, but abuse your pwer thus u r destroyed by the great madagascarn might hahaha im funny

i wish i was funny

granted but you make a sick joke and are hated forever

i wish i was done updating the forum

wish granted but its 1,000 years later.

I wish i was my name sake.

granted, i just dont get your wish

i wish that i magically had some sort of way to telelport to any place i want

(means i become a living silhouette i guess)

Wish granted, but when attempt to test it you explode on arrival.

I wish i had more wishes!

grranted but u over exhaust on wishing and blow up

i wish i hadnt pushed aaron through the real estate agents window haha he got in shit (i mean trouble) for it

granted you were pushed through the window

i wish i did nt have headache

grannted but instead u hae to take disgrafully horrible medisins and drugs

i wish that i could win with the drums on world tour

fine you win but i dont know what it is so i cant corrupt it

i wish i was even more amazing than i am

granted you move up here and help create bm5

i wish that we had more smokey bakon walkers