Corrupt a Wish

granted but then someone else goes crazy and kills you

i wish i could fly

granted you fly and fall flat on your face

i wish iwasnt tired

granted but then you go crazy from no sleep

i wish there was no storms

granted but the world goes into a massive drought and we all die.

i wish i wasn't so depressed all the time

granted but then your the happiest on earth and everyone else is depressed and kills themselfs and your the only one

[necro][i think this needs to be restared ok]

i wish we were out of recession

granted we enter depression

i wish that i didnt here a ringing

granted you no longer here a ringing but a dull continual drone instead

i wish i could go to sleep

granted you are a sleep and never wake again

i wish ic ould be bothered to get out of bed

granted you get out of bed and immeddiately get back in

i wish for tomatos

not granted you get potatoes

i wish i didnt have so many potatoes

granted you sell them to the irish

i wish the irish didnt like potatoes

Granted they instead like eating people and the worlds population qwickly becomes zero
I wish for a millon dollers

not granted money doesnt grow on trees

i wish i wasnt hungry

granted but you imedeitly get hungry after watching a food comerical
i wish i was godzilla

granted but you destroy tokyo

i wish i had a gun

granted you shoot yourself in the head with it
I wish that laptops were cheaper

they are look on the internet

i wish i had time for more important things

Granted you get a nanosecond more
i wish i was a full mod

not granted you must earn it

i wish you would stop applying

Granted i stop applying
i wish i had a powerful wepon

granted you turn in on yourself

i wish i hadnt just missed my 1000 post

granted it is properly celebrated as true spam

i wish i didnt feel ill

Granted you feel sick
i wish for a caramal arm

granted you eat you arm cos you are so hungry

i wish could travel in time