Corrupt a Wish

granted but you travel to far into the future and are turned into dust so you cannot wish agian
I wish Josh could wish again

granted i wish again but i wish for your destrustion

i wish i was happy

granted you are happy for 0.000000000000000000001 seconds
i wish you would stop wishing

not granted the wishes will keep on coming
i wish for more wishes

granted you get 1 more wish

i wish i owned a country

granted but its lichtenstein

i wish that there was a series of doctor who this year

granted there is one but its rubbish

i wish it didnt get dark so early

granted it gets dark even earleyer
i wish i could stop necroing

granted you stop necroing cos you is banned

i wish i wasnt so mean to you

Granted but you cant stop being nice and it drives you crazy
i wish for a promotion to mod(jnr)because ive pulled my weight around here

granted but then you get so good you get kicked off

i wish time didnt go so fast

granted it goes even faster
i wish somewone would join my forum

granted but it is a spammer and crashes your site.

I wish I could make money.

granted but its not accepted anywhere

i wish it woud snow already

granted but it melts as it hits the ground

I wish my back got better and I didn't have 4 days of make-up work for school tomorrow.

granted you dont have to make up the work and your back gets better but you get pushed in a river and drown

i wish i didnt have to go to school tomorrow

granted but you get 20 essays that are due on saturday and you have to hand them in at school.

I wish I had more customers.

GrantedBut all of you customers steal from your cash regester.

I wish i could make game scripts and codes

granted but they error

i wish my feet werent cold

Granted, you loose all feeling in your feet, but they freeze and now you have 2 Tone ice blocks on your feet.

I wish i knew who banned me and why i was banned from that Starwars RPG

Nevermind i know now, the admin just doesent like me.

I wish i could make that admin pay for what he did

granted you make him pay but then he kills you with a small bead by throwing it really quickly

i wish ic ould throw a bead that quickly

Granted, you throw it so fast that it bounces off the wall and into your mouth and ou die from chokoing

no wish. you made no other wish

i wish i was the master chief from halo.

(Oops sorry)

Granted, you get turned into master crapper from Toilet wars

I wish i could cume up with better wish coruptions

denied. u should go back to school.

Wtf is toilet wars?