Corrupt a Wish

Here is a forum game that will cool your minds.
One person wishes, the next person grants and corrupts to their own liking, then makes a wish of their own.

For example:

"I wish I had a car."


"Granted. It's the car from Stephen King's Christine.

I wish for world peace."


"Granted. World peace is achieved by uniting the world against you.

I wish for the secret of happiness."


"Granted. You are hit by a bus.

I wish for immortality."



Anyways, that's how it works. Now I need a good one to start us off...


Ah!

I wish for a teleportation machine.

granted , but it doesnt work and you are turned into dust

i wish it was sunny in england more often

granted but australia freezes

i wish for bm2 to be completed

granted but the editor wont work

i wish vista wouldnt use 66 percent of ram whilst idling

ganted but it takes 66% off the memory

i wish that my five pnds would turn into ten

granted but you gain 5 pounds in wieght

i wish i knew what terrorists want

granted but when u find out it is soo terrifyingly horrible that you are forced to commit scuicde their for you cant ask for any more wishes

damn i wish i didnt commit suicide

haha thats quite a funny comment

but....

u went to heaven and came to earth as an angel so u can grant the wishes

You know...you still have to make a wish..I wish for sparta.

granted u get sparta but the king yells THIS IS SPARTA to loud and pops your ear drums

i wish for my dad to truly repent for his sins and become a christian

your dad becomes a christian but takes you and your family to church every day to hear the teachings of christ

i wish it was christmas

granted its christmas but ur parents have no money so no parents so u are forced to understand the truth behind christmass


i wish for you to go on youtube and listen to kj-52 (hes amazing)

granted but you tube has a catrophic failure during the middle of the video and all of the videos are deleted

i wish i had a tail

granted but (gor forbid) u loose ur genital areas

i wish for all sites to be free

granted the internet shuts down as no one is making money

i wish the next season of heroes would start now

granted it starts and is only half complete so u get left on a cliff hange for half a year

i wish that this forum twice as big had games on it and ad over 300 members

granted but the forum is soon attacked by spammers who are all out to get you

i wish that flashtrek odyssey would be finished already

granted its finished but u soon decide u hate it

i wish for the american military to withdraw from iraq and attack russia

granted but russia attacks britain to punish the us we both die in a nuke blast

i wish china wasnt so scary

it stops being scary and shares everything with the world then after 50 yrs melts into a reccesion so bad people cant affod food so the go crazy and becaome canabals after 12 weeks they wiped themeselves out... so the good news is primark shuts down lol bad news all the things made in china well arent anymore


i wish for the bird on my sholder to stop nibbling my er


*btw go to the bm5 bit and read the secxtion not the red alert bit the other one please

granted you shoot the bird but his brothers follow you around poop on your head

i wish the sky went orange at night

granted but its too lite and everyone dies of lack of sleep

and can i just say i wu dneva hurt my bird and his brother died

i wish for there to be no more wishes

granted but we get bored and end up making lots of things no one needs

i wish obama came to power in200 rather than bush

Granted..but he was a dumb monkey at that time and he blows up the world.

I wish for a monkey.